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Post by vapor on Jun 20, 2006 15:40:58 GMT -5
Open up your eyes take a look at me
If the picture fits in your memory
I've been dreamin by the rythym like the beat of a heart
And i won't stop until I start to stand out
Some people settle for the typical thing
Livin' all their lives waitin' in the wings
It ain't a question of 'if', just a matter of time
Before I move to the front of the line
And once you're watchin' ev'ry move that I make
Ya gotta believe that I got what it takes....
Bobby Drake slid on an ice slide throughout the hallways of the mansion. It was a good day. Generally everyone was out and Bobby was left to his own devices... which of coarse everyone knows that after maybe two minutes of that is never a good idea... ever. So of coarse Bobby was now sliding about the Mansion listenning to a song from a Disney movie (A Goofy Movie to be precise). He hopped off the ice-slide and surfed down the bannister, leaving a light trail of ice in his wake.
"To stand out, Above the crowd! Even if I gotta shout out loud!'Til mine is the only face you see, Gonna stand out 'til you notice meeeeeeeeeee," he sang as he landed on his socks. He paused and did a few more moves before he started to moonwalk down the front hall... in nothing but a pair of boxers, a dress shirt, a red tie, and a pair of aviator sunglasses.
"If the squeaky wheels always gettin the greese; I'm totally devoted to disturbin the peace," Bobby did a move very reminiscent of Micheal Jackson before going back to a moonwalk. "And I'll do it all again, when I get it done; Until I become your number one," He hopped in the air and started to travel along another ice slide. "No method to the madness and means of escape, Gonna break every rule I'll bend them all out of shape! It ain't a question of 'how' just a matter of when
You get the message that I'm tryin to seeeeeeeeeeeeeend!"
He now at the point was now sliding backwords doing various other cheesy dance moves. "I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head
And you kno I'm going all of the way, till the end!!!! To stand out
Above the crowd. Even if I gotta shout out loud 'til mine is the only face you see. Gonna stand out 'til you notice me, yeah!"
Bobby now slid his way across the kitchen in another moonwalk, he was obviously very into his music. "All I need is half a chance,a second thought, a second glance'll prove I got whatever it takes! It's a piece of cake," he reached into the fridge and grabbed a sliver of cake as he tried to sing the rest of the final chorus with his mouth full, not noticing if anyone was actually there to witness his obscene dancing and singing.
OOC: Song is "Stand out" from a Goofy Movie Performed by Tevin Campbell
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Post by Archangel on Jun 20, 2006 17:11:55 GMT -5
A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fine
and is also known as a buster
Always thinkin' about what he wants
He just sits on his broke ass
So...no
I don't want your number no
I don't wanna give you mine and no
I don't wanna meet you no where no
I don't want none of your time and no
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
Clearly Bobby hadn’t anticipated the fact Kitty was no longer taking night classes…she was home and was also enjoying the use of her iPod. Dressed pretty much like a catholic school girl…with out the top, she was incidentally wearing her bikini top that was white, and had the knee high white socks was dancing down the hall tossing her hair every which way, and had some how managed not to see Bobby yet. She sang at the top of her lungs the, “I don't want no scrub, A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me,” She put her hand up in a talk to the hand gesture and kept her hips moving. “Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride, Trying to hollar at me.” Kitty then expressed annoyance and shoved the air way and spun down the tiled hall on her toes.
She stopped and struck a pose before acting out another verse. “And a scrubs is checkin' me,” There was another one of her famous, get away from be looks, and she continued, “But his game is kinda weak,” She now looked a little bit smug in the direction of the scrub. All the while not realizing how she was slowly making her way towards Bobby.
Kitty’s hips and groove didn’t stop the whole time she was acting out with gesture and she suddenly looked all arrogant and was moving like a goddess would, “And I know he can't approach me, cause I’m looking like class and he's looking like trash, Can't get wit' a deadbeat ass.” Kitty shook her head and kept dancing and made her way to the kitchen…
So...no
I don't want your number (no)
I don't wanna give you mine and (no)
I don't wanna meet you no where (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
Kitty air walked onto the counter to finish of the song with her moves that make her look like a rubber band…big mistake…
OOC: No Scrubs is a TLC song if you all don't know.
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Post by vapor on Jun 20, 2006 20:04:58 GMT -5
"To staaaaaaaaaaaand out! Above the crowd even it I gotta shout out-" Bobby turned to see someone else there. His face instantly paled. As he finally slipped on his own ice, hit his head on the counter and fell backwards straight on his butt. "ooof!"
The song was obviously now over. He didn't even pay attention to the fact that Kitty was possibly doing the same thing. But now he was down on the ground in his underwear, a dress shirt, a tie, and a pair of shades (which were now slanted down his face). He sat up, praying that nothing that had become exposed.
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Post by Archangel on Jun 20, 2006 20:09:12 GMT -5
Kitty had been busy dancing and did not notice Bobby until...well until he fell and she felt the vibrations of the collision. But before that she was was busy starting up to the newest song to pop up into her head...Freeze Frame...infact she got through the first verse before opening her eyes...
Freeze frame!
I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday
Slow-motion weekdays stare me down
Her lipstick reflex got me wound
There were no defects to be found
Snap shot and it froze without a sound
After that her eyes went wide and she literally froze, "Oh god..."
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Post by vapor on Jun 20, 2006 20:12:55 GMT -5
Bobby looked up looking absolutely mortified, his mouth agape considering his face was now a very deep red. "I... I...I..." he held up a piece of the partially eaten cake. "There's... um... there's um cake in the fridge." Great. Way to go Bobby. Now he had to find out what she may or maynot have seen. His cheeks now burned.
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Post by Archangel on Jun 20, 2006 20:14:40 GMT -5
Kitty just stood there. She looked terrified. He saw her...dancing like...like that. You know like all she needed was a pole and you had a stripper. "Oh god." Why couldn't she say anything else? Her mind was screaming at her to say something else...and get off the damn counter...NOW!
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 1:03:29 GMT -5
"I'm sorry! Ididn'tmeanforanyonetoseethat!" he apologized quickly as he finally stood back up. His cheeks were still the bright red as before. His antics almost reminded him of Chris Farley's spoofy on Chippendales dancers... only a lot less fat, and a bit more coordinated. Dammit Dammit Dammit! This couldn't have been anyworse... scratch that... he could opted not to wear boxers... that would have been worse.
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 1:07:25 GMT -5
Kitty was still stunned...had he not noticed her looking like a cheap hooker? Or the fact that the way she was moving should be illegal...and was in like half of the planet's countries. "Oh god" Why counldn't she speak she was easily in the top five of articulate people at the mansion...and yet she couldn't speak...though Bobby head nice legs...HA! score one for women she got to look at him like a piece of meat...she would have laughed at that had she any control of her mind.
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 1:14:46 GMT -5
It was only a few moments before Bobby finally realized something... he wasn't the only one in a very lack of clothing... This of coarse only made Bobby's cheeks that much redder. His brown eyes averted to the ground immediately. "Crap," he muttered under his breath.
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 1:21:16 GMT -5
Damnit...he realized damn damn damn. "So uh..." tongue under control once again...she would have pumped her fist had she not been utterly aware of her situation. With what modesty she had left Kitty managed to climb down with a grimace wow...
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 1:26:25 GMT -5
"Ummm..." Bobby managed to say with his eyes still on the floor. "Want some cake?" he offered in attempt to change the subject. This was horribly horribly awkward. But at least now he knew that he wasn't the only one with moments like this... and that it was a good thing he opted for boxers. It still didn't change the situation... but now he learned things.
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 1:30:58 GMT -5
She nodded, "Yeah...umm...please?" She was mortified and was scared with herself. Her iPod needs to stop playing in her ears. Cause she needs to stop getting the urge to dance and sing...and act crazy...especially because she wasn't exactly clothed...
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 1:40:26 GMT -5
Bobby nodded as he kept himself from making direct eye contact. He went to the fridge and pulled out a cake and set it on the counter, grabbing a knife, a paper plate, and a fork. He finished off his own peice and washed his hands, drying it on the dress shirt. "Um... yeah...." seemed to be all he could really say. After all, Bobby may have been fairly awkward, but there was nothing as awkward as this was at that particular moment.
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 1:42:05 GMT -5
OK he wasn't the one that had his breasts hanging out bouncing around and looking like a whore...he just looked funny, "So...uh...what's up?" oh this is sooo awkward...
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 1:49:33 GMT -5
"Um... well... enjoying some good music and some cake," he said with a shrug as he leaned against the counter, trying not to seem anymore uncomfortable than he already was. "Er... you?"
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 1:53:26 GMT -5
"Yeah ummm...same thing..." She winced a bit more and just started to take bits of the cake...she felt really embarrassed still she had nothing to really say at this point.
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 2:02:25 GMT -5
Bobby just offered a slight smile and nodded. "Good times... yeeeeup..." he said as he drummed his fingers against the counter, not sure if there was anything to say to make this situation any less weird. "Good cake too."
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 2:16:16 GMT -5
Kitty nodded vigorously, "Yeap sure is uh huh..." She was feeling really way under dressed and utterly out of place in the kitchen and she was frightened what he was going to say about it later.
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 2:29:36 GMT -5
"Yeah," Bobby said quietly as he tried to kill off the slight glow from his cheeks. "You thought the mansion was empty didn't you?"
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 9:36:58 GMT -5
Kitty nodded slightly, "Well it usually is this time of the week...but clearly wasn't..." Kitty began to blush herself though.
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 10:49:53 GMT -5
Bobby chuckled lightly, trying his best to mask the awkward that had been completely established now. "Yeah... I thought you still had classes at night," he admitted as he scratched the back of his head. He still hadn't fixed his sunglasses though.
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 10:51:14 GMT -5
Kitty shook her head, "I finished last week...night classes are hell..." Weird must not look at Bobby's body that wasn't leaving ANYTHING to the imagination.
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 10:56:48 GMT -5
Bobby nodded, "Yeah...took one... never again," he said as he forced a slight laugh. He still kept his eyes from actually looking at Kitty. If he looked he would run the risk of being pummeled. So he moonwalked to the fridge and grabbed a can of pop. "Want one?"
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Post by Archangel on Jun 21, 2006 11:05:57 GMT -5
"Sure." Her no longer clawed, or in other words gloveless, hand grabbed the can from his hands...he seemed very comfortable showing off his moon walking skills...it was pretty odd to her that a white boy could do it....but hell she was a jew and had more rhythm than anyone but Evan, and that was a maybe.
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Post by vapor on Jun 21, 2006 12:46:39 GMT -5
Bobby forced a slight smile as he grabbed himself a soda and then moonwalked back. At this point, he was going to try and cover up exactly how awkward he felt in the current scenario. There was no use denying that it had happened... for it clearly had. The only thing that could really signal any nervousness was the fact that his eyes were still on the floor. Which he decided to now cover up as he straightened up the aviator glasses to cover his eyes. Now he could attempt eye contact without running the risk of being maimed. Alright Bobby, bring your eyes up nice and quick. Don't linger. Just make eye contact. That didn't exactly work as he just was about caught unable to breathe but quickly corrected it. Wow. Just... well... wow. Damn it! Even when women were making fools of themselves they still managed to look incredably hot doing so! That was just unfair. He brought his can to his lips and took a drink, trying to think of ways that this could have been worse. He could have decided to do all of this naked (which he had admittedly done before) or he could have been crip walking... which would have been bad for all involved.
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