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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 17:18:40 GMT -5
Betsy shrugged, "Yeah the only reason I know this isn't my body is my boobs arn't fake anymore." she shrugged as she walked to her locker. "They were fake cause being a model to get a head I made the mistake of doing it. But now their as natural as anyone's."
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 17:25:16 GMT -5
Natasha snorted slightly, leaning back on her elbow. "I'm willing to bet my entire body is fake, they pumped so many chemicals and stuff into it. Probably hasn't been real since I was tweleve." Which, at least, accounted for the fact that she looked at least ten years younger than she really was, even if she didn't feel young anymore.
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 17:28:00 GMT -5
Betsy snorted, "Yeah that would definately be an odd feeling. Although waking up one day and suddenly being Asian is definately up there as well." In one night your entire identity changes. From being the most glorious face England had ever had, defeating Kate Moss in success and money...to being one of Asia's most beautiful...and deadly.
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 17:32:17 GMT -5
"Yes, well, if I woke up Asian, the Russian govenment would have had me killed, violently." Natasha shrugged slightly.
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 17:34:40 GMT -5
Betsy quirked and eyebrow, "Do they ever do anything, oh I don't know...none violent?" Betsy knew the answer. You wouldn't believe how catty and violent those Russian models were. The fat cats of Russian societ were easy to kill...pretty faces were too distracting for them.
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 17:41:08 GMT -5
"Love," Natasha shrugged slightly, resting her other leg on the bench as well. "Love is alwasy non-violent, at least until the passion runs out. And then it gets dicey." She knew all that from way too much experience, she wasn't called the Black Widow for nothing.
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 17:43:14 GMT -5
Betsy nodded, "Yeah the Japanese are a bit different with love...remember that American move Mr and Mrs. Smith? yeah? It's a bit like that..." Well in her experience...but then again dating rival assassins generally wasn't a good ideal...
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 17:44:56 GMT -5
"My relationships tend to end like that... only with someone dying at the end," Natasha nodded. "It's hell fixiing up houses after that kind of stuff."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 17:47:18 GMT -5
Betsy laughed, "I can imagine...try having crazy assassin boyfriends...you have to end up killing them yourself otherwise...well they'll keep finding your flats and blowing them up...happened twelve times before I tied up all my loose ends."
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 17:49:57 GMT -5
Natasha laughed slightly. "Married two, dated a dozen, and slept with countless more. The ones I didn't kill, the KGB did, so it did save me the trouble."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 17:51:44 GMT -5
Betsy snorted, "I dunno if thats lucky or not...On one hand saves you the trouble...but on the other you must have liked a couple. My last boyfriend I liked commited sepaku or whatever...short story shorter...rammed a sword through his torso to die honorably or some shit..."
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 17:58:25 GMT -5
Natasha shrugged slightly. "I liked one. And then I stopped feeling when he died. He died on a mission for the Red Room, and then after that, I sort of just killed them all off. It was easier than dealing with what was left over. Of course, some of them did commit suicide or something else, but none of them are alive right now."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 18:01:03 GMT -5
Betsy snorted, "Well I don't know how many of my boyfriends in England are still alive...but well...I don't care since they don't know me anymore. I think I'm attracted to Steve cause he's a good ol'boy. None of the assassiny shit we've dealt with...although you have dealt with it longer than I did...probably cause I wasn't trained...per sey..."
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 18:06:22 GMT -5
Natasha laughed softly. "Steve is the 'All-American Boy', the kind almost everyone is attracted to. Although, I do suppose you're right about him not having to deal with all the assassain stuff."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 18:23:05 GMT -5
Betsy nodded, "Yeah and he's modest I mean...he's the only one that hasn't stared at my chest yet...Thor's been bold enough to touch it...I don't think he's going to try anytime soon." a nasty smirk formed on her face.
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 18:25:42 GMT -5
"Thor's a viking... he's used to women either giving into what he wanted or shoving swords into him..." Natasha rolled her eyes. "And I think you're being dramatic. Some of those science geeks don't even know what they're girlfriends look like, much less you."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 18:35:42 GMT -5
Betsy shrugged, "I meant our team...although Reed hasn't...but if Sue was my wife I wouldn't need to either..."
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 18:37:12 GMT -5
Natasha shrugged slightly, rolling her eyes. "Bruce doesn't notice anything. And there's some others."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 18:41:52 GMT -5
Betsy ticks off names on her hand, "Tony, Johnny, Ben, Hank, Thor, Peter. Granted Peter only did it once and he apologized afterwards...it was after some guy cut off all the wood buckles and it was more revealing than say...my bikinis..."
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 18:44:29 GMT -5
"Matt doesn't, and neither does his little lawyer friend," Natasha realized just how stupid that was. Matt was blind, and his lawyer friend was terrified of everything on the base.
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 18:46:03 GMT -5
Betsy laughed, "Well I should hope Matt can't," her smile returned, "Otherwise I think we should wonder how exactly he is doing it..."
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 18:55:13 GMT -5
"That extra sight thing of his?" Natasha offered helpfully. "Which doens't really work unless you've been caught in the rain and/or shower with him..."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 18:56:25 GMT -5
Betsy, "Well I'll keep that in mind." She smiled, "So...how did you come to be part of this team?" Betsy wasn't really allowed to use the files yet...something about making sure the Hand was done with her.
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Post by Analyse on Apr 30, 2006 19:04:40 GMT -5
Natasha shrugged. "I've been working for S.H.I.E.L.D. for years, and then they moved me to this team."
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Post by Archangel on Apr 30, 2006 19:05:55 GMT -5
Betsy shrugged, "I guess thats easy enough." She wasn't quite sure why she was there...only that she was.
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